Sunday, 10 February 2013

Tips Makan Limau Mandarin


Too much mandarin sampai tak larat nak telan? 
Fret not, take it easy... see how JJ enjoy it.



  • Mula-mula, show to all yang anda ada limau. 
  • Sumbat kunyah telan, sumbat kunyah telan .... sumbat telan.
  • Sandar ambik nafas. Sambung makan.
  • Penuhkan mulut, merangkak masuk bawah meja, keluar kut other side.
  • Refill stok limau (tunjuk jer kat bakul buah).
  • Get comfy on sofa, boleh posing lebih bergaya. Keep eating ok.
  • Guling balik ke lantai, meniarap sambil makan limau best jugak.
  • Kalau perut dah terasa kembung, boleh angkat2 kaki untuk buang angin. 
  • Boleh salahlaku tanpa mengikut urutan, yang penting do not stop eating. 

Apa-apa pun boleh... Jangan sampai sakit perut sudehh. 


*Please do not do this at someone's home. 
*I give Jelita only 2 small ones, eventhough she asks for more. 

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43 comments:

  1. Aisy Nasiha10 February 2013 at 22:50

    kalau cam gini modelnya, mmg boleh laris limau yg dijual..cute sungguh..lagi2 dengan pandangan manja jj ni....
    manis sangat limau tu, jj?

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  2. Umm AA11 February 2013 at 00:29

    Wah..ni nak kena belajar ngan JJ cara nak makan limau..mmg bergaya betul ngan pelbagai aksi..ehehehe

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  3. Unknown11 February 2013 at 00:36

    Mama JJ.... punya gaya macam mana pulak eh? Hehehe :)

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    1. Nastyna11 February 2013 at 10:29

      Hehehe Mama JJ kalau dah tergolek kat lantai mmg tak bangun2 dah.

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  4. Chipsmore11 February 2013 at 01:12

    HaHaHAhA.. banyak tul aksi dia... yg kat tengah2 tu ngade2 tul La.. haha

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  5. Puan Kutu11 February 2013 at 01:37

    sy tgh keje ni.kt opis mmg tgh makan limau.nak cuba jj punya cara.hikhik

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    1. Nastyna11 February 2013 at 10:30

      Hahha PK, tak disarankan buat gini kat office, unless takder orang situ.

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    2. Puan Kutu11 February 2013 at 14:52

      mmg takde org.alone je..hari ni kan masih cuti CNY..dh cuba buat..btw tq jelita for the tips..:)

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  6. Ym.Bundle11 February 2013 at 01:40

    thanks for the tips..hahaha

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    1. Nastyna11 February 2013 at 10:31

      Ini bebudak jer boleh buat Bundle, ko jangan buang tebiat nak makan telentang tiarap pulak.

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    2. Jna marcello11 February 2013 at 10:48

      nthh kang da pelik Pulak ghopee nya!kalau Bundle yg terlintang pukang cam gitu....
      HAHAHAHA

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    3. Nastyna11 February 2013 at 10:58

      Hahahhaa kan... tapi terkenan or pembawakan budak kot orang kata. betul ker my ayat.

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    4. AtieYusof11 February 2013 at 12:05

      Pembawakan or pembawaan budak??? mana satu betul..ahahaha:p

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    5. Nastyna11 February 2013 at 12:09

      Hahaha itu la.. pembawaan la kot. heishhh lintang pukang bahasa.

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    6. Jna marcello11 February 2013 at 12:18

      hahahahahhahah pembawa bekal budak pun okayy kakak-kakak kuh ;)

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    7. Nastyna11 February 2013 at 12:20

      Ya betul!!!!
      Kesian bundle jadi bahan pembelajaran bahasa sini.

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  7. Jna marcello11 February 2013 at 02:21

    hahaha as wht anty Na told u jelita..anty can give u more n more n more...
    comeeeeee to antyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

    =D

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  8. Unknown11 February 2013 at 02:29

    mau tercirit JJ tu nanti...... he3...mkn limau byk2..... tapi takpe... dia xtive.....he3

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    1. Nastyna11 February 2013 at 10:32

      Tak bagi banyak2 kat dia, ikutkan sekilo pun boleh habis tu.

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  9. AtieYusof11 February 2013 at 03:08

    hahaha.. boleh cuba kot tips ni..Abg Pa'e suka sgt makan limau ni tau..buah pertama yg dia pndai makan limau ni lah..mau 2.3 biji skali harung haha..boleh mkn smbil nyorok2 bawah langsir..hahaha.. sana ramai chinese tak Nas??

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    1. Nastyna11 February 2013 at 10:34

      Hahahaha limau ni still ok kan banyak vitamin... asal jgn too much.
      Depan umah ni chinese embassy, tapi tak tau la depa buat open ouse ker tak. Chinese yang ramai nyer tourist la, yg stay tak ramai sangat.

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  10. yan's cottage11 February 2013 at 04:45

    sekarang nie....musim limau mandarin.....jenuh memakannya....siap buat air lagi......best tengok si comel tengah makan limau dengan bermacam gaya......

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    1. Nastyna11 February 2013 at 10:35

      Sana mmg la best skang ni kan, layan. sini mahal limau tu.

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  11. Cik Ai11 February 2013 at 06:24

    how to eat mandarin ala2 Jj..
    erkk tp x celuih nk masuk bawah kusi kalo nk ikut cara si Jj tu.hahahaha stakat guling2 boleh la wpun sure sgt lps tu semput.kahkahkah

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    1. Nastyna11 February 2013 at 10:36

      hahaha semput kalu, angkat2 kaki rest gitu. dah bagi tips kaw kaw ni. hahahaha

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  12. Chic Na11 February 2013 at 13:20

    macam2 gaya nak habiskan 2 pcs tu pun. siap guling2 bagai. boleh tercekik ni. hehehe..

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    1. Nastyna11 February 2013 at 13:59

      Itu la kena sentiasa pantau everytime dia makan.

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  13. inche hlovate11 February 2013 at 16:29

    nasib baik la sya ni perempuan..kalau sya ni lelaki dah mohon isi borang nak jadi menantu hihi tips yang baik untuk mkn limau tu hihihi

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    1. Nastyna12 February 2013 at 16:27

      Perangai macam ni nak buat bini? hahahaa choi jer mulut mama nyer kan.

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  14. Nik12 February 2013 at 04:56

    ok. satu lagi tips makan buah dari JJ. lain dari yang lain..hehe
    agak2 kalau aunty yg tiru mesti org kata buang tebiat...hahaha

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    1. Nastyna12 February 2013 at 16:28

      Hahaha buang tebiat pulak. Pelik la kan kalau kita dewasa yang buat.

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  15. Mimie12 February 2013 at 07:13

    hahaha tips yg bagus nk mkn limau

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  16. Unknown13 February 2013 at 01:48

    tips makan limau amalan jelita hehehe..
    ni kalau buat klan limau kompem limau2 tak kelihatan di kedai2 hehehe

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  17. Mrs Velentine13 February 2013 at 07:09

    hahah terbaeklah

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  18. Unknown14 February 2013 at 14:20

    haahha..jenuh laa kalau nak ikut cara jj tuu...muhahahah..jj buat kot mana pung dia ttp comel

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  19. ☾SHiemaCMa786☾15 February 2013 at 06:06

    salam kak..
    hehe..mmg peberet mandarin ye jj ni..

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  20. OKje15 February 2013 at 15:31

    limau mandrin makan mmg sedap.....tapi takut sakit tekak kalau banyak sangat! kan MJ

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  21. Unknown27 February 2013 at 00:58

    makan limau tu biar berpada-pada ye girl Jelita....

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