Wednesday, 13 February 2013

Not Cool La Mu


Me: Hari ni nak makan kefci boleh? Malas la masak.
Papa JJ: Go la
Me: I cinta u, but u la go. Bla bla (as usual sampai asal usul kefci aku citer)
Papa JJ: U dont go u dont get.
Me: Not cool la mu ni.
Papa JJ: I know. Because am hot!

Hmmm.... hampeh!

Just walking like a sir.
Img credit to LolWall. 


But then, make me wonder apa respond korang if someone says "u are not cool" right to your face.
I imagine how my brothers and few others would respond to it. Lets see.... 


Me: Not cool la mu ni
1st Bro: Cool korok mu.

Me: Not cool la mu ni
2nd Bro: Eh?? Heh... hehheee

Me: Not cool la mu ni
3rd Bro: Hmm.

Me: Not cool la mu ni
4th Bro: Pah... nok wak guano.

Me: Not cool la mu
JJ: Eeei ter tee!!

Me: Not cool la mu
Bundle: What the fish. Aku beli santan ok. 

Me: Not cool la mu
En. H: Yer ker... tapi aku rasa aku cool. Maybe kau belum cukup kenal aku lagi kot... pendapat aku la. 

Me: Not cool la mu
Me: *&^* ^%$^&

Me: Not cool la mu
Douchebag: ...... (double up steroids intake, keep checking the mirror and snap self pictures konon cool).


*Semua di atas adalah rekaan dan gurauan semata2, kecuali part yang I nak kefci tu sangat serius.
*Bundle dan En. H, sorry pinjam nama. Alang2 tu, macam tu ker korang respond? Hak hak hak


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68 comments:

  1. Encik H13 February 2013 at 12:48

    erkkkk...aku rasa macam angkuh gila kalau respon camtu..hahahahaha

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    1. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 12:49

      opss my bad my bad. eh saper, En H ker papaJJ?

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    2. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 12:58

      Btw Papa JJ tu selalu ngaku dia hot lagi2 kalau aku suruh dia panggil aku comel. hahaha kami berdua ni mmg takleh pakai.

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    3. Encik H13 February 2013 at 12:59

      bukan..jawapan aku yg kat dalam contoh tu..rasa macam angkuh gila..hahahaha

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    4. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 13:01

      eh... kau kena baca dengan nada ala2 heran confuse gitu. tak angkuh ah. cuba baca skrip pelan2, mesti comel.

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    5. inche hlovate13 February 2013 at 13:04

      bukan hang memang angkuh ke Encik H??? hahaha gurau je yo

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    6. Encik H13 February 2013 at 13:20

      ehem..ehem..ehem...grrrrrr

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    7. ym_bundle13 February 2013 at 13:23

      respon h gila poyoo..hahahaha..

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    8. Encik H13 February 2013 at 13:41

      hahaha..tu la pasal..

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  2. nurbijen13 February 2013 at 12:53

    Hahaha, tinggi sungguh daya imaginasi.... siap ada skrip bagai... yg respond paling best dari JJ :)

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    1. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 12:55

      Tak payah sental otak pun hahahaa. Tapi I rasa my brothers mmg akan respond macam tu. From how I know them la. JJ ikut suka dia jer kan.

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  3. Encik H13 February 2013 at 12:53

    aku teringat radio XFM..tagline dia camni "Kami Tak Hot, Kami Cool"..kira macam perli HotFM pun yer jugak..hahaha

    btw, contoh jawapan aku tu buat aku rasa nak gelak jer la..kahkahkah

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    1. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 12:57

      XFM? hehehe agak ganas la perli dia tu.
      Wei sorry aku gurau jer ni tau. kau yang betul respond canner?

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    2. Encik H13 February 2013 at 13:00

      kalau yg betul, aku sama macam papa JJ kot..aku hot okey!!! hahahaha

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    3. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 13:19

      tindakan yang bijak, untuk tutup mulut orang macam aku. hahaha

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  4. inche hlovate13 February 2013 at 13:06

    ohhh JJ yang kiut..mu cakap apa tu?? kakak comel tak paham. Mama JJ translate please ;)

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  5. my name is ivana13 February 2013 at 13:12

    Nastyna,

    kalau saya, i will say "thank you".
    *Sarcasm-sound*

    mih mih mih

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  6. Chic Na13 February 2013 at 13:21

    cool gak jawapan papa JJ tu. last2 dapat tak kfc nya? yg jawapan Bundle ngan H tu mcm sesuai jek. kikiki..

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    1. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 13:31

      Duk tunggu lagi ni, still tolak menolak saper nak pergi.
      Sesuai kan jawapan mereka si H ngan Bundle ni... hahhaa

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  7. ym_bundle13 February 2013 at 13:27

    hahahaha..lupa lak bini aku baru pesan beli santan tadi..

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  8. Chipsmore13 February 2013 at 13:51

    Hahaha.. siap ad dialog lagi.. Jwpn papa JJ mmg hebat la! hahaha..

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    1. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 15:40

      Papa JJ mmg perasan dan tak nak kalah. hahahaha

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  9. Pha Is13 February 2013 at 14:22

    baka kata member, "kami tak hot! kami cool.!!"
    hehehe

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  10. Unknown13 February 2013 at 14:36

    hahahaha... hot la sgt kan papa tu... :p

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  11. Aisy Nasiha13 February 2013 at 14:59

    haha..tumpang gelak.. paling best sebab ada dialog dengan H tu..

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    1. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 15:42

      Hehehe kena tak kena tak? Tak angkuh pun kan, H jer pk camtu.

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  12. Nik13 February 2013 at 15:22

    bagi nik jawapan ni yang best

    1st Bro: Cool korok mu.
    4th Bro: Pah... nok wak guano.

    hehehe..

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    1. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 15:43

      Knowing my brothers.. walau sepusat, tapi lain2 peel.

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    2. Nik14 February 2013 at 09:44

      sama la ngan my sis jugak. kita dah tahu apa respon diorg kalau kita cakap something kan.

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  13. Miss N™13 February 2013 at 15:30

    kenyang kepsi ke x??
    sempoi je jawapan tu..
    walaupun mcm rekaan..
    tapi mcm betul2 kena.hahahah

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    1. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 15:44

      yg my brothers tu agak betul la cara dorang, Bundle ngan H I reka dari keadaan semasa. Jangna la bundle ngan H marah I sdah.

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    2. Encik H13 February 2013 at 18:45

      hahaha..nak marah apa..siap gelak lagi..maybe sebab aku byk guna perkataan 'kot'..tu yg dialog tu jadi camtu..hahaha

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    3. Miss N™14 February 2013 at 18:08

      hahahahah...sian H..kena buli kott...!

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  14. Unknown13 February 2013 at 15:44

    wahhhh..rekaan rupanyer....aisehhh...dah boleh wat skrip untuk drama dah pasni..hehehehhe

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  15. Unknown13 February 2013 at 16:38

    hahaha..berjaya buat sy tergelak..
    JJ paling comel bila jawab hehehe

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    1. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 23:22

      saya sendiri taip sambil sengih kering, takut2 jugak.

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  16. AtieYusof13 February 2013 at 17:02

    ahahha... jawapan JJ "ter teee.."..mcm tau je maksud nya..hihi..
    cool sgttt...nak kepci kena pi sendiri tak pun mintak JJ order..takde delivery kepci ke kt sana?? (kot2 lah ada Nas? )haha:)

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    1. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 23:24

      kepci nak delivery apa, kedai pun sebijik dua jer ada kat sini. JJ order kalu, berpeluh orang tu nak catar order.

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    2. AtieYusof14 February 2013 at 03:01

      JJ order kalu..terrrrr teee...ahaha...:p

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  17. Izzat Eshak13 February 2013 at 17:46

    Haha, menarik!

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    1. Nastyna13 February 2013 at 23:27

      tertarik kau memang da bom. sorry saya melatah sikit. Haha

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  18. Unknown14 February 2013 at 01:57

    Me: Not cool la mu ni
    1st Bro: Cool korok mu.

    jawapan nie paling rare'

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  19. MizzTina14 February 2013 at 02:04

    hahaha..suke respon papa JJ.. klu bf sy, dia jwb "apa cool²??".. so, dia mmg xcool..

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  20. Mrs Velentine14 February 2013 at 02:46

    suka jawapan u hubby...hehehe....

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  21. Unknown14 February 2013 at 02:51

    kalau tak cool... makan lah ice cream mat cool......he3

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  22. Mia Kassim14 February 2013 at 02:59

    Ha ha....lucu..tingginya imaginasi ko.... :D

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  23. Jna marcello14 February 2013 at 03:22

    not cool laa mumy jelita ni...
    *wait her respond !!

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  24. Anonymous14 February 2013 at 04:27

    apapun N3 ni mmg cool hehehe

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  25. Unknown14 February 2013 at 06:48

    haha pasni lau ada orang cakap NR tak cool, NT akan jawab cam papa JJ.. i know becoz im hot... ohsem!

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  26. wantie14 February 2013 at 08:19

    jarang pulak org ckp I not cool. hot pun tak de. hahahaha

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  27. RIZZNA14 February 2013 at 10:00

    i'm hot.....

    cheeewahhhh....steady laaa cat tue

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  28. Puan Kutu14 February 2013 at 10:50

    klu sy jawab macam papa jj.coz i'm hot!muahaha..

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  29. fifie14 February 2013 at 12:29

    haah klu H fie pun rasa dia akan balas macam tu. kihkih

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    1. Encik H14 February 2013 at 15:37

      ehem2..masalahnya kenapa ramai sgt nak buli aku kat sini? hahahaha

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    2. Ym.Bundle16 February 2013 at 20:48

      plz jgn bajet romeo sangat kat sini..haha..

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  30. Unknown14 February 2013 at 14:34

    ada saja jawapannya....

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  31. Fiza Rahman15 February 2013 at 03:12

    Hehehe...lawaklah papa jj ni ☺☺

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  32. Unknown15 February 2013 at 06:14

    pandai papa JJ jawab ye..

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  33. ☾SHiemaCMa786☾15 February 2013 at 06:23

    salam kak..
    hihi..romen....tik btl la akak & hubby ni..
    :)

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  34. OKje15 February 2013 at 14:35

    Kalau macam tu mmg sangat sadis MJ hehe...

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  35. Unknown27 February 2013 at 00:35

    as salam...singgah dah ni....ada menu apa pagi ni..huhu, sambung singgah semalam yang MJ tak bangun lagi..hehe, memang fening kefala jadinya bila saya baca N3 ni...minyak cap kapak fliss...huhu

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