Tips Menyaji Supaya Sedap

For a beginner in the kitchen territory, not easy for me to cook everything yummeh. Tapi ada caranya untuk membuatkan makanan dinikmati sedap tak terkata. Lihat cara saya... zasssssssss.

Selalu minta pendapat atau opinion pihak yang merasa makanan tersebut (normally the husband). Bersiap sedia dengan kritikan yang bakal diterima. Once ada unsur negatif, utarakan barisan pertahanan anda seperti berikut:

Me: Starts with Bismillah, eeat your food like da is no other meal gonna be served to ya, brother. Ain't no man dont eeat this food, remember those in Rwanda, remember those in Africa. U gonna finish ye food in no time no matta what, no beach gonna take no, don't cha forget Alhamdulillah. (slang penting untuk efek)
JJ: Ahhaa...ahhaa... see (sambil angguk2 kepala).

If he pulls a sour face, change your tactic.
Sambil gedik manja liuk lentuk, "U know kan berjam jam I bertapa kat dapur bertungkus lumus menyediakan semua ni, all with my heart full with love. I am trying my best, I wake up 4 in the morning just to prepare all this, all for u my darling".
JJ biasanya "tsk tsk" geleng kepala dalam situasi ni.

He normally will get terharu and cuba telan walau tak sedap and will say "really baby, 4am?"
JJ: Oh neiiiiiin..... (sebok jer budak ni la)

More more... "no, actually I didnt even sleep lasnight, thinking of what to cook looking for ideas".
JJ: Oh neiiiiiiin....

Hmm on the second thought... better not, dont push your luck too far. Stop there while he is still touched by your efforts.

Hawow!!

Kalau taktik atas tak berkesan, try this last resort.

Lepas hidang semuanya atas meja and ready untuk bersantap... ambil pisau asah didepan beliau, with a crooked smile tanya hows the food.

So far yang last tu paling berkesan (>,^)

When it comes to his turn to cook, dengan yakinnya "Eat, whatever from my hand, no need to put anything, no need to cook even. All nice, I dont need your opinion". Heh!


Tak tak.. I tak selalu buat yang di atas (^,^)
U guys ada tips menarik untuk dikongsi?