Benornya nak buat tajuk "Rajuk Si Pondan" tapi kang ada yang mengaum kang..kang... hehehe. Sebelum tu nak bagitau yang laptop kesayangan hamba tu sudah tidak bernyawa, lepas I publish my previous entry tu... terus dia suram...suram, dan kiok. Dah la banyak gamabr dalam tu, sedeyhhh. Ni pakai lappy Epal papa JJ tak best, I keliru muahaha. Papa JJ suru I pi ushar lappy baru tapi I nak meratap kehilangan my Asus tu dulu kejap, or... maybe I akan bawa ke kedai minta tengok2 kan in case ada chance untuk fix beliau.
Ok.. back to the topik. Peringatan, entry ni ada unsur2 mengumpat, so kalau tak nak terlibat sama, no need to read further. Alaaa bukan ngumpat apa pun, just nak citer jer tadi bapok Brazil (kita name him as BB jer la yer senang) in my class tu sentap u, bertegang leher ngan cikgu sebab dia ditegur selalu lambat ke kelas. FYI, dia memang everyday datang lambat, tapi lambat dia adalah 2 minit sahaja. Dah la dia duk sebelah I, risau kang diambil kerusi baling kat cikgu tu, bahaya I tau. And also, tergamam jugak I sebab sebelum ni I pernah tegur dia bercakap banyak dalam kelas, huhuhu nasib baik dia tak lempang haku that day. err... actually I cuma suarakan hak I sebagai pelajar yang mahu belajar, ni dialog kami:
BB: This session is nice right, what do u think.
Me: I....
BB: No the teacher is really good, he really likes to tell stories.
Me: Ya... but..
BB: jeduwzd uahudhehweo lajsah bla bla bla...hejustcantshuthismouthup.
Me: No, I dont like this session. Its not for me.
BB: But why.. I think it is good that he tells stories and all... bla bla bla
Me: Whats the point if I cant understand what u guys talking about. (owh, by "the teacher telling stories", actually what really happen was they two were just talking about all random stuff around the world).
BB: But its good for u to practice listening.
Me: If for 15, 20minutes..yeah, maybe. But 3 straight hours? Might as well I sit in cafe or street somewhere and listen to people talking. Or perhaps at home in front of tv, at least I can see the picture. Just now u guys just talk talk talk about whateverfuck, I dont understand, its not my level yet, am not learning anything here.
Ha macam tu la conversation kami the other day, 95%lebih kurang.
Goshhh dia ni memang tak reti diam ok, pastu suka cakap besar... boleh imagine tak suara jantan tapi lenggok lembut keaquaan, pastu sebutan tak jelas banyak hmmm hmm ermm serius tiap kali dia buka mulut, bacaan darah I mendadak naik weh. Kalau teacher suruh buat ayat "saya bersarapan dengan....", uishhhh kome tak nak tau apa dia makan. Kami siap lentok2 kat meja nak tunggu dia habis cerita pasal sarapan dia. Dulu dia suka nak bercerita with me, tapi I selalu buat2 busy buat2 mentelaah pelajaran hahaha so dia faham la kot I malas layan so dia tak kacau I lagi.
And dalam sebulan ni sebenarnya cikgu kami ada training kursus menda tah, so ada 3 guru pengganti beliau. Yer, dalam seminggu kami ada 3 guru yang berlainan and setiap nya harus la ada cara masing2 kan. Yang I paling suka adalah Herr Dr Moustaffa from Egypt, muda lagi kau, my age jer... muda kan (kenyit mata sikit) and still single I rasa, saper nak I kenen kan (double wink here). Handsome jugak, he os the type of man yang always in control. Tertib jer cara dia. Lebih2 lak puji, yg I suka cara Herr Dr ni sebab only in his session si BB ni diam... asal dia nak buka mulut bercerita hal ehwal dunia jer, Herr Dr cakap, "ya, good.. but we are now in Deutschland, back to page sekian sekian" muahaha. 2 days sessions with Herr Dr Moustaffa is a life saver, can cover all modules for whole week. Cikgu yg lain baik sangat melayan soalan tah apa2 dari si BB ni, yg tak bersangkut pautan.
*Dengan cikgu yg suka bercerita tu jugak la dia bertekak tadi, hmmmm ok la masing2 suka bercerita kan.
*Si BB ni bukan trans, berpakaian lelaki biasa tapi dia pernah kahwen dengan satu mamat ni, now menduda, ker menjanda la statusnya.
*Si BB minta sorry at the end of class, katanya dia moody sikit pasal jatuh beskal masa otw tadi pagi. Huk huk huk aku nak tergelak tapi tak baik. Laju2 I blah keluar. Anak aku jatuh beskal pun dia gelak2 jer tau, kau ni sentap macam laki kau datang bulan.