Friday 5 September 2014

Jelita Kehilangan Rumah

Semalam kami berempat keluar beli Döner sambil ambik angin segar, on the way balik kami lari ikut jalan lain sebab tak nak dikerumuni anjing yang sedang berhimpun di jalan biasa, tambah pulak dah gelap (kami jaaaaaaarang keluar malam) so Jelita tak berapa cam jalan, tak nampak arah rumah;

Jelita:Wo ist meine Haus? Es weg! (Where is my house? Its gone)
Mama: Oh owwwh... what to do now?
Jelita: Come we go buy new one. Sofort (segera)!

Papa dukung Tipah kat belakang kami terus terbatuk dan dadanya sakit.


Dia ingat beli rumah macam beli belacan kali. 




*Selalu kentut busuk bila makan fastfood. Hhnsssss. Must be the MSG... hnnnsss hnsss.

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24 comments:

  1. Puan Kutu5 September 2014 at 12:11

    amboi lama tak tgok jeliuta..makin anak dara n jelita.hehe..gelap kan jj..rumah pun hilang

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  2. nurbijen5 September 2014 at 12:25

    kih kih kih... terus kena serangan jantung si papa...
    Ingatkan makan telur jer kentut busuk, fast food pun sama... kikiki

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  3. Mia Kassim5 September 2014 at 14:51

    Kesian jelita hilang arah sekejap ..... kihkihkih

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  4. MizzTina6 September 2014 at 02:45

    miahaha..klu beli umah mcm beli belacan, aunty ada byk rumah JJ..blh bg JJ dua tiga ketul.. so funny la u JJ..

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  5. makhana6 September 2014 at 04:04

    Jelitaaaa..Ya Allah..besar dahhh...nanti suruh mummy beli 2 bijk lagi rumah tau...bagi auntie satu..hehe

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  6. Kamsiah yusoff6 September 2014 at 08:59

    hilang..beli..tak nampak rumah..beli rumah lain..pandainya Jelita...

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  7. Mrs.Yana @ K.M & B.U.M.P6 September 2014 at 10:33

    Bijak kakak JJ !

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  8. syalinda johari6 September 2014 at 12:39

    cakap pandai Jelita ni yer..ahhahaa

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  9. Aien Not Alien7 September 2014 at 07:05

    pandai JJ....terus nak beli rumah baru cepat-cepat. hahaha. kesian papanya terbatuk-batuk sudah...hehehe

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  10. Suria Amanda7 September 2014 at 10:36

    amboi jelita...kot seposen reganya ok la kan...auntie pun nak jugak beli...

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  11. Ana Jingga7 September 2014 at 10:54

    comelnya..memang jelita sungguh dan bijak.. :)

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  12. wantie7 September 2014 at 11:41

    Hahaha...kelakor plak bila i baca. Dah tak jumpa rumah beli je satu lagi kan..kan... so sweet....

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  13. rokiah Abdul hamid7 September 2014 at 14:46

    hehe..beli rumah macam beli jajan jadinya...
    salam kenal

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  14. zonaku8 September 2014 at 03:33

    hahahaha... kid's simple mind. alangkah indahnya kannnn..... u go girl!

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  15. Nisah Idham8 September 2014 at 05:53

    WAHHHH JJ monster. kemain nak beli rumah ye..
    sungguh budak ni ingat nak beli ted baru kot. hahha JJ sweet like candy crush lah..

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  16. Tie HT8 September 2014 at 06:25

    bestnya jj kalau boleh beli rumah macam petik jari kan kan :)

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  17. OKje8 September 2014 at 10:13

    Ohhh JJ....kalaulah rumah tu dapat RM10 hrnggit tiga Auntie oun nak belirumah kat Jerman tu....jadi jiran JJlah..

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  18. Makcik Anak 38 September 2014 at 10:16

    aloorrr..comeyy je permintaan kan..hehheeee

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  19. Unknown8 September 2014 at 10:22

    haha tomei ne rasa..

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  20. LydSunshine8 September 2014 at 11:19

    patut le kentut aku selalu busuk. pasal aku pon pemakan msg. huhu.. amboi jj, senang je order beli umah baru. hehe.

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  21. inche hlovate9 September 2014 at 03:19

    meh JJ rumah kakak cntik masih ade..haha dia rase beli rumah tu mcm beli gula2 je

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  22. Puan Eka9 September 2014 at 05:08

    Hahahaha beli baru. Macam beli roti ye JJ.

    Eka plak xleh btul makan makanan ada MSG now. Trasa tekak payauuu

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  23. ☾SHiemaCMa786☾10 September 2014 at 12:46

    Salam Kak..

    ehehe.. oh JJ.. you make my day...
    kiss satu kali!!

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  24. nini20 September 2014 at 17:14

    hahaha..beli baru satu....amboihhh

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