Friday, 8 February 2013

Kejakunan Ku: Jamban

Toilet, loo, tandas, bilik kebal... macam2 la nickname jamban ni kan. Orang Kelate panggil Lavatory. 

Teringat masa first time landing kat airport Berlin, sambil tunggu luggage, terasa la nak pee pee... tanya tok laki, mana jamban nyer, dia pun tunjuk la ke satu corner ada tulis "WC" kat situ. Me being jakun, ter-registered lam kepala yang WC stand for Wheel Chair means for handicap. I refused to use that room, tanya lagi tok laki, mana toilet. Dia pun penat terbang lama so dia macam malas nak layan I. 

Dah dapat luggage sumer, kuasa pundi makin merudum kena kosongkan jugak tangki. So tanya lagi, mana toilet. Dia cakap itu jer yang dia tau. (Ai memang gedik) Paksa dia pi tanya pakcik teksi yang tercegat depan tu mesti dia arif perihal sekitar airport... samer. Pakcik tu tunjuk kat WC tu la. Ok, berbelah bahagi nak masuk sana sebab konon tak nak jadi irresponsible citizen, dengan muka terpaksa pergi la jugak. At least tak ramai orang time tu. 

Next day merayap ke mall. I cek tengok memang semua toilet nyer "WC".. dah nama dia gitu. Aparaaaa. WC stands for Water Closet. 


Katalog: penutup jamban with LED light rega 49euro after diskon. 
Harga jer dah buat terceret.


Kalau ada jamban berlampu lip lap rasanya boleh ker nak lepas hajat kome? Macam segan pulak nak guna kan. Papa JJ cakap, kalau kumbahan tu keras nanti lampu merah, kalau yang sedang2, lampu bertukar biru. Bwahahaha



*Utagha panggil Jam Bunk ker? Orang ganu panggil jamban apa yer? (*o*) 
Kejakunan adalah hak milik setiap insan. 

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67 comments:

  1. Aisy Nasiha8 February 2013 at 00:40

    haha... tak pe, jakun macam ni ok lagi.. banyak jalan luas pengalaman...

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  2. Maria Firdz8 February 2013 at 01:02

    Huhu.. Lau sy pun mmg jakun... Tgk kat malaysia pun de mcm2 pesen dh... Hehe..

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 01:44

      skang bertatah emas bagai sumer pesen ada.

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  3. Maria Firdz8 February 2013 at 01:02

    Huhu.. Lau sy pun mmg jakun... Tgk kat malaysia pun de mcm2 pesen dh... Hehe..

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  4. Mia Kassim8 February 2013 at 01:02

    Tak terkeluar bahan buangan kalau ada jamban pesen tu....hehe

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  5. MizzTina8 February 2013 at 01:11

    mejik btl nama dia WC.. sure klu g sy buang tepi jalan je..kakakaka..

    mejik kuasa dua nengok penutup jamban tu.. lampu lip lap punya ada x??

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 01:46

      hahaha kamu jangan wat malu orang kampung Tina.
      boleh jer request pasang kalau kamu mau, mau ka? duk lip lap lip lap takleh buat kerja nnt.

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    2. MizzTina8 February 2013 at 09:45

      hey, bru meriah time berak ke kencing... bru la segala isi menari² n berebut nk kuar.. kakakaka..

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    3. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 10:41

      pesta jamban jadi nya.

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  6. afzalsukasuki8 February 2013 at 01:40

    siap ada LED2 bagai ni.. ni jamban ke.. funfair?

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  7. Kakzakie Purvit8 February 2013 at 01:42

    Tapi kalau membuat plan/drawing untuk sesuatu project di M'sia pun kita guna WC sebagai tanda disitulah ada toilet.

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 01:57

      Yer ker kak...
      itu la saya ni mana la nak tau nama2 formal jamban ni kan, apatah lagi nak melukis nyer. huhuhu

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  8. Unknown8 February 2013 at 02:25

    hahahah..akak pun baru tau...

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:27

      banyak saya belajar perihal jamban ni jugak, rupernyer most europe country panggil "wee cee" cuma lain slangs jer. hahahaa

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  9. Mrs.Yana @ K.M & B.U.M.P8 February 2013 at 02:26

    kalau pasang kat jamban kampung luar rumah tu , mesti dah tak seram kan, siap berlampu

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:27

      kan... takpun orang pakat duk intai tetiba lampu meriah pulak.

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  10. Nik8 February 2013 at 02:58

    jamban pun ada lampu LED. kreatif tapi tak ke pelik tu letak kat jamban.
    nampak canyik kot bila letak LED tu..huhu

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:29

      bagi dorang tak kot, tapi for me, tak terberak la.

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  11. sudipVSsenduk8 February 2013 at 03:01

    Hai awak!
    tak sangka mak, org kelate panggil lavatory rupanya... kelas ko nyah

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  12. AtieYusof8 February 2013 at 03:48

    Babah Pa'e panggil jambat juga.. i panggil tandas..haha..
    WC.. lain plak nama nya tu kan Nas.. patut kita rasa jakun..haha..
    uiks! penutup jamban pun ada LED ker?? ingat TV je LED..canggih bebenor jamban kt Jerman no...:p

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:32

      depa ni gedik jer lebih... nak berlampu bagai. yg biasa nampak cover dia sponge bob pun ada. haha

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    2. AtieYusof8 February 2013 at 14:43

      ahahhahha..cover sponge bob.. mesti cute kan?? silap2 nak poo pun tak jadi... terlebih plak kreatif depa ni kan..hahaha:p

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  13. el8 February 2013 at 03:55

    perghhh Water Closet namanya...lg dasat haha
    lau jamban ada 3 lampu tu senang lah..merah yg keras
    kuning..berjaga2..hijau ok haha

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:33

      kan.. siap nnt keuar print kat tepi suh makan itu ini zat tak cukup. tak mustahil.

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  14. Ym.Bundle8 February 2013 at 04:04

    hahaha..camtu pon ade..kalau yg crett bersepai tu kuar lampu apa lak..hahaha

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:33

      itu fire alarm direct balai bomba. datang jirus kau dengan air pancut dorang tu. eh kau???

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    2. Ym.Bundle8 February 2013 at 09:46

      kahkahkahkah..ok note..rasa2 kau makan cili banyak sangat,bersedia la kene pancut dengan air bomba.. eh kau jugak..

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    3. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 10:40

      eh?? hahahhaaa vongok jugak topik kita ni.

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  15. Mrs Velentine8 February 2013 at 04:25

    haha..laintempat lain namanya..hehe

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  16. Unknown8 February 2013 at 04:33

    jamban berlampu...hahaha..dah x dek benda lain ke nak letak lampu kelip2 tuh?? hahahaha..

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:35

      hihihihi dah takder tempat nak letak lampu kot.

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  17. Unknown8 February 2013 at 05:12

    kalau remy....remy panggil,bilik termenung..... cari ilham....he3

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:36

      ilham apa jugak yg dicari kat situ remy oi.

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    2. Unknown9 February 2013 at 05:03

      memikir tentang masa depan...... he3

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  18. syalinda johari8 February 2013 at 05:57

    siap ada lampu merah biru lagi tuu..huwaaaa..terus tak jadik mengumbah nanti..hahahahaa

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  19. Unknown8 February 2013 at 07:00

    tapi kat indon pun dorang panggik WC jugak kan.... haha gila smart jamban tu leh tau sembelit ke idok huhuhu

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:38

      maybe la kot, tak tau la saya pun. itu laki I temberang jer tu.

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  20. Unknown8 February 2013 at 07:02

    akak pun taktau nama2 bg jamban nih hehe...

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:39

      takper kak, tak penting pun. hahaa janji dpat melepas.

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  21. neesa_jun8 February 2013 at 07:37

    kat sabah panggil jamban..haha atau kamar mandi sebab tolite sekali sambung dengan tempat mandi...

    btw, aritu kat indon saya pun baru tahu WC tu watercloset stand for toilet la kalau fahaman kita..ingan WC tu singkatan dr bahasa jawa ka apa...rupa2nya..haha..maybe indon pengaruh german kuat kot noooo....

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:41

      pengaruh belanda kuat indon sana... tapi wc tu pun actually abbreviation of english yg englishman pun malas nak guna. hahahha

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  22. Chipsmore8 February 2013 at 08:10

    kalau dh x tahan, xyah fkr nk jadi citizen yg responsible la, maen guna j.. keh3.. lampu merah dan biru, hahaha.. ad plak cmtu eh..

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 09:42

      kalau dah tak tahan sangat nak wat camner kan... terpaksa is terpaksa. hehhee

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  23. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 09:40

    ha ha ha, kalau dah terdesak.. on ajelah

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  24. ☾SHiemaCMa786☾8 February 2013 at 10:31

    salam kak..
    hahaha..cma dulu pun tertanya2 WC tu stands utk apa..
    kami panggil jamban gakkkk..
    asal buleh melepaskan hajatttt :p

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  25. Puan Kutu8 February 2013 at 10:58

    serius ada lampu lip lap?tiba2 rasa macam teruja nak guna,sy punya kompem warna biru.kehkeh..

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 13:34

      hahhaa awal2 dah kompem. jangan kuar warna pelangi sudah.

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  26. nurbijen8 February 2013 at 12:53

    teringat pula jamban kat amsterdam... kalau tak kunci pintu dari dalam, orang kat luar boleh nampak apa kita buat kat dalam tu... lutsinar you!

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    1. Nastyna8 February 2013 at 13:35

      hahahhaa bahaya tu. never enough with the "peeking" la kat sana kan hahaha.

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  27. Miss N™8 February 2013 at 14:40

    err..lip lap eh lampunya..
    mmg seganlah nak mbuang...
    hehehe

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  28. H A N8 February 2013 at 22:20

    Amboih hebat org Kelatey,lavatory ye? haha... Tak pernah pulak dengar org panggil bilik kebal,celah mana yg kebal tu agaknya ye,hahaha...

    Water Closet? Hmm,mcm almari pakaian pulak namanya,hahaha...

    Tak selera nak m'buang kalau toilet ada lampu liplap mcmtu...sayang...hahahaha...

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  29. Chic Na9 February 2013 at 00:43

    kihkihkih.. sekali sekala jakun apa salahnya dah first timer kan. kelantanly speaking 'jambe'.. haha..

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  30. Jna marcello9 February 2013 at 05:36

    ƗƗɑƗƗɑƗƗɑƗƗɑƗƗɑƗƗɑƗƗɑƗƗɑƗƗɑ
    Memacamm name nyew punnn.
    Tp na da taw jawapan utk jamban bagi org ganu =jambang.. Izit?? Hahhahahaha

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  31. OKje9 February 2013 at 07:58

    Tak tau pulak sebab bukan oghe Ganung...
    Tapi P Ramlee kata bilik termenung hehe yo yo'o je Okje ni

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  32. Unknown9 February 2013 at 09:13

    lip lap jambannya..tak jadi nak membuang sbb tengok jamabn yg lip lap hehehe..
    tak apa la jakun sekali sekala hehehe

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  33. Unknown11 February 2013 at 00:47

    Hahaha... adehhh... water closet rupanya nama sebenar dia. I pun dok curious fikir apa kaitan WC dengan toilet. Kalau WRC i taulah... hehehe....

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  34. inche hlovate11 February 2013 at 16:44

    haha yes water closet.. sya thu bnda ni nama dia wter closet sebb pernah dengr waktu kerja..

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  35. Encik H12 February 2013 at 03:53

    hahaha..mmg x ramai org tau WC tu refer pada water closet..:D

    aku ni pun mula2 xtau..tapi sebab keje construction, terus jadi tau..kehkeh

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  36. Unknown27 February 2013 at 01:14

    tandas atau jamban pun kena ada kualiti kan..

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